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« Reply #15 on: May 01, 2016, 02:08:27 AM » |
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One of my friend's once said this XDDD
"Hey, do you have a straw or something else I can suck?"
You had me dying at work! Shame on you! XD
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« Reply #16 on: May 01, 2016, 04:04:06 PM » |
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Hey baby why don't you come sit on my lap and we can talk about whatever pops up.
gdi perry that one is beautiful
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« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2016, 06:28:26 PM » |
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OMFG 
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« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2016, 06:43:05 PM » |
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Shads, gtfo xD that's fantastic.
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« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2016, 06:44:35 PM » |
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Dude, I was just scrollin' through mah facebook.
That line is smooth af tho...
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Shadowphyr
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« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2016, 04:02:12 AM » |
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So uh ....talking to the boy, and this gem popped up.
Hey, are you a pharmacist, cause I'd like to see you over-the-counter.
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« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2016, 10:12:29 AM » |
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Is your name Google, cause you got all the things I'm searching for.
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Shadowphyr
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« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2016, 05:40:32 PM » |
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One of my favoritest best worst lines ever.
Hey, I like your style. Wanna go halves on a practice baby?
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« Reply #24 on: June 04, 2016, 08:23:43 PM » |
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If one of your legs is Thanksgiving and the other is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
Oldie but a goodie. That's always been one of my favorite dumb pickup lines |3
Oh no!! SO bad!!!! LOL 
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"I am a leaf on the wind..."
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« Reply #26 on: June 04, 2016, 08:29:42 PM » |
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Hey baby you want to come over to my house for sex and pizza? What's wrong you don't like pizza.
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« Reply #27 on: June 12, 2016, 07:39:47 PM » |
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Did you get those pants on sale? Cause they'd be 100% off at my place.
Seen this on youtube. Along with other pickup lines. If you don't mind some R-rated stuff head over to youtube and type in 'creepy text theater'... the first episode will tell you where they get their material.
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« Reply #28 on: June 29, 2016, 09:24:53 PM » |
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Hey baby wanna turn my magikarp in to gyardos?
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« Reply #29 on: June 29, 2016, 09:26:21 PM » |
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Hey boy are you a software update because-
Not now.
REJECTED LINE!
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