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General Category => Fun & Games => Topic started by: AutumnrainChaos on April 29, 2016, 02:25:47 PM



Title: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: AutumnrainChaos on April 29, 2016, 02:25:47 PM
Aight everybody. I don't often play games, but I've recently gotten into a new fandom, and then things happened on Discord and now I have this idea.

The Game
Ever need a pick-up line to score? Whether it's real life, or through rp, everyone needs to get lucky with something sometimes ;D The point of this game is to share your best or favorite pick-up lines, and hopefully give someone that extra oomph they need in their love life

The Rules
Everyone has to write one pick-up line at a time, and they must be in bold so I know what it is and doesn't get lost in chat. You can't post twenty or so in one post and you must wait for someone else to post after you before you can post again. The best/funniest/smoothest/whateverest get likes. If you super duper duper love it, etc, you may quote it and follow-up with it.

If the pick-up line is truly awful, which tbh most are xD, you may quote it and scold it.

Be nice though guys, ok? This is meant to be funny and amusing, even if just a bit mean |D;

You may comment with liking or disliking any pick-up line, or even if you want to use it, and not play the game. That's cool too.

Keep chat to a minimum because that's what the Chit Chat thread is for.


PS. You can blame LeeAnne for this game.


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: AutumnrainChaos on April 29, 2016, 02:26:28 PM
I'll keep a collection of the ones with the most likes/quotes

Best


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: AutumnrainChaos on April 29, 2016, 02:26:44 PM
I'll keep a collection of the ones with the most scolding quotes

Worst


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: AutumnrainChaos on April 29, 2016, 02:27:07 PM
And a list of the funniest because why not?

Why?


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: Wildfilly94 on April 29, 2016, 02:37:53 PM
LOVE MEEEE!!!

 :-* :P :'(


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: LeeAnne on April 29, 2016, 02:56:20 PM
Was your butt forged by Sauron? Because that thing is precious!

^ the one I used on Arc (language toned down because, yeah<3) |D


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: Shadowphyr on April 29, 2016, 05:35:40 PM
When someone asks where you've been all their life:

Lost without you.



Also...  The boy sent me that last one couple days ago.  XDDD


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: LeeAnne on April 29, 2016, 05:40:14 PM
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? Because you are F-I-NE!


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: Shadowphyr on April 29, 2016, 05:54:40 PM
I sent an angel to watch over you, but it returned several minutes later and declared that it could not.  When I asked why, it said "Angels don't watch other angels."


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: LeeAnne on April 29, 2016, 07:37:37 PM
Hey girl, are you a tree? Cause I wanna hug you.

^ Lame but cute? XD


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: Monologue on April 30, 2016, 03:47:33 PM
One of my friend's once said this XDDD

"Hey, do you have a straw or something else I can suck?"


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: AutumnrainChaos on April 30, 2016, 04:04:45 PM
One of my friend's once said this XDDD

"Hey, do you have a straw or something else I can suck?"

I'll give you something to suck ;D

ooh baby. Mono I love this one xD


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: Monologue on April 30, 2016, 04:13:58 PM
If only you'd been there to hear it, the delivery makes it even better XD  She just dropped it so casually!


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: Bree Fluff on April 30, 2016, 04:18:46 PM
If one of your legs is Thanksgiving and the other is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

Oldie but a goodie. That's always been one of my favorite dumb pickup lines |3


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: perryunicornboy on April 30, 2016, 11:13:15 PM
Hey baby why don't you come sit on my lap and we can talk about whatever pops up.


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: Shadowphyr on May 01, 2016, 02:08:27 AM
One of my friend's once said this XDDD

"Hey, do you have a straw or something else I can suck?"

You had me dying at work!  Shame on you!  XD


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: AutumnrainChaos on May 01, 2016, 04:04:06 PM
Hey baby why don't you come sit on my lap and we can talk about whatever pops up.

gdi perry that one is beautiful


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: Shadowphyr on May 03, 2016, 06:28:26 PM
OMFG

(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13012838_1056836074397143_6884308966901846070_n.png?oh=dac27b891abcb9e6b52c81896c3dd85e&oe=57B8CF09)


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: AutumnrainChaos on May 03, 2016, 06:43:05 PM
Shads, gtfo xD that's fantastic.


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: Shadowphyr on May 03, 2016, 06:44:35 PM
Dude, I was just scrollin' through mah facebook.

That line is smooth af tho...


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: Bree Fluff on May 04, 2016, 03:41:09 AM
Is your dad a preacher? Cause you're a blessing.

;3c

Edit: Whoops, forgot to bold


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: Shadowphyr on May 04, 2016, 04:02:12 AM
So uh ....talking to the boy, and this gem popped up.

Hey, are you a pharmacist, cause I'd like to see you over-the-counter.


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: SaharaRose on May 04, 2016, 10:12:29 AM
Is your name Google, cause you got all the things I'm searching for.


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: Shadowphyr on May 04, 2016, 05:40:32 PM
One of my favoritest best worst lines ever.

Hey, I like your style.  Wanna go halves on a practice baby?


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: snickpan on June 04, 2016, 08:23:43 PM
If one of your legs is Thanksgiving and the other is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

Oldie but a goodie. That's always been one of my favorite dumb pickup lines |3

Oh no!! SO bad!!!! LOL  ;D


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: snickpan on June 04, 2016, 08:26:06 PM
Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven

oooooo, so lame! LOL


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: perryunicornboy on June 04, 2016, 08:29:42 PM
Hey baby you want to come over to my house for sex and pizza? What's wrong you don't like pizza.


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: Kira_Sonar on June 12, 2016, 07:39:47 PM
Did you get those pants on sale? Cause they'd be 100% off at my place.

Seen this on youtube. Along with other pickup lines. If you don't mind some R-rated stuff head over to youtube and type in 'creepy text theater'... the first episode will tell you where they get their material.


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: perryunicornboy on June 29, 2016, 09:24:53 PM
Hey baby wanna turn my magikarp in to gyardos?


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: Rosedawn on June 29, 2016, 09:26:21 PM
Hey boy are you a software update because-

Not now.


REJECTED LINE!


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: Bunraku on July 22, 2016, 12:13:56 PM
Hey, are you a delivery boy? 'Cause I think you have a package for me.

And somewhere in Bunraku's head, one of her muses falls over in a fit of evil laughter that lasted for the rest of eternity.


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: Kira_Sonar on September 03, 2016, 05:34:59 PM
Your a 9 out of 10  *slight dramatic pause*  and I'm the 1 you need.


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: Rosedawn on September 14, 2016, 06:26:25 PM
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Response: Did you just call me Satan?


Title: Re: Pick-Up Lines - The Best and Worst
Post by: Kira_Sonar on November 20, 2016, 11:22:24 AM
Good thing I remembered my library card. Because I'm so checking you out~
 

Can I follow you home? It's important to follow your dreams~


I hear your good at algebra. Could you replace my eX without asking Y?


Do you have a name or can I call you mine?


Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.


(Walk up to a woman, pause for a few seconds, nod your head with a smile, and say) Mission accomplished!